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fuchs-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply> http://i.imgur.com/b3mcM.jpg (not on fire) Added by rww
Date: 2014-09-17 15:29:16
Last edited by IdleOne
Date: 2015-03-11 22:42:24
Requested 11 times
shaddap!-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> :X Added by Seveas
Date: 2006-07-17 13:58:10
Requested 10 times
mornington crescent-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Here's the map: http://www.upminster.com/travel/underground.gif Added by Seveas
Date: 2007-08-05 11:57:41
Requested 10 times
expletive-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Consider yourself insulted. Added by LjL
Date: 2009-03-19 02:58:42
Requested 10 times
twss-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply> That's what jdong in #ubuntuforums said! Added by LjL
Date: 2009-03-19 03:00:54
Last edited by Myrtti
Date: 2009-06-18 22:30:55
Requested 10 times
ruby-#kubuntu-offtopic python-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> ruby better than python, that's a fact Added by tsimpson
Date: 2009-04-21 22:57:19
Requested 10 times
drunk-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply> Remember kids; don't drink and IRC! Or at least, google "How to fool the Ubuntu breathalyzer" first. Added by rww
Date: 2011-06-05 00:25:47
Last edited by rww
Date: 2014-10-29 05:30:32
Requested 10 times
ontopic-#kubuntu <reply> #kubuntu is the Kubuntu support channel, #ubuntu+1 supports the development version of Ubuntu and #kubuntu-offtopic is for random chatter. Welcome! Added by Jucato
Date: 2007-03-29 07:29:16
Requested 9 times
choices-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Choices are a curse of capitalism, trapping you in a paroxysm of indecision. Best to have One Way to Do Things. See also !unity, !gnome, and !python Added by rww
Date: 2014-01-05 00:38:59
Last edited by rww
Date: 2014-03-30 21:46:05
Requested 9 times
profanephobia-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply> Profanephobia is afraid of profane things! Added by Spec
Date: 2007-11-06 20:52:52
Last edited by Pici
Date: 2010-08-12 12:39:16
Requested 8 times
threelaws-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply>Asimov's Three Laws don't apply to IRC bots, silly human! Be afraid! Added by Madpilot
Date: 2009-05-12 08:25:28
Requested 8 times
debian-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Ubuntu and Debian are closely related. The former hates the latter and wants to kill it, while the latter despises the former and wants to destroy it. Both suck on each other's blood. Added by LjL
Date: 2013-11-19 21:41:22
Requested 8 times
bitcoins-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply>ban Added by Flannel
Date: 2011-05-25 23:36:06
Last edited by rww
Date: 2011-07-22 05:56:23
Requested 7 times
fhqwhgads-#ubuntu-offtopic fh[tab]-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit! Added by Flannel
Date: 2013-02-13 08:15:47
Requested 7 times
canibeanop-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply>Maybe. Added by Flannel
Date: 2013-08-18 01:02:30
Last edited by Pici
Date: 2014-01-08 19:42:14
Requested 7 times
emacs-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Ubuntu channels can only provide support for Ubuntu itself. Other operating systems have their own support channels. Please consult their websites for more information. Added by rww
Date: 2016-01-06 17:13:56
Requested 7 times
offtopic-#ubuntustudio chat-#ubuntustudio <alias> ubuntustudio-channels Added by LjL
Date: 2008-01-17 22:32:28
Last edited by Unit193
Date: 2015-12-10 04:27:16
Requested 6 times
offtopic-#kubuntu-devel <reply> #kubuntu-devel is the development channel for Kubuntu, please use #kubuntu for support questions and #kubuntu-offtopic for general chatter. Thanks Added by stdin
Date: 2008-12-20 14:41:02
Last edited by stdin
Date: 2008-12-20 14:42:00
Requested 6 times
oneko-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> oneko is the cat of cats, the loler with minions, the sudo apt-get installable one, the cat of our times, but not the cat of the command line! Added by rww
Date: 2011-01-23 04:44:06
Requested 6 times
biting-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Biting is excellent! It's like kissing, only there's a winner! Added by rww
Date: 2011-05-19 22:06:42
Requested 6 times
banhammer-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply>http://i.imgur.com/BkaOF.png Added by Flannel
Date: 2011-07-04 05:30:37
Last edited by rww
Date: 2011-07-16 04:01:07
Requested 6 times
lies-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply> 50% of this is true. Added by IdleOne
Date: 2013-03-10 23:07:27
Last edited by IdleOne
Date: 2014-02-12 03:03:27
Requested 6 times
tempopabuse-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply> rww is a bad op. Added by IdleOne
Date: 2013-05-25 05:30:30
Last edited by rww
Date: 2016-02-11 08:08:12
Requested 6 times
doesn't work-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply>Doesn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Is it on IRC all the time? Please be specific! Examples of what doesn't work tend to help too. Added by Flannel
Date: 2014-04-22 02:57:13
Requested 6 times
rud0lf-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> :[ Added by Flannel
Date: 2018-12-16 23:05:10
Requested 6 times
ops-#xubuntu-offtopic <reply> Help! Channel emergency! (ONLY use this trigger in emergencies) - pleia2, Unit193. Added by gnomefreak
Date: 2006-08-04 00:45:01
Last edited by knome
Date: 2019-10-14 12:40:51
Requested 5 times
does-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Yes, yes I do! Or maybe not. Added by LjL
Date: 2009-03-28 23:29:31
Requested 5 times
deadbadger-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply>The real story of Linux and badgers: http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml Added by Madpilot
Date: 2009-11-26 12:09:28
Last edited by Flannel
Date: 2011-11-16 08:35:45
Requested 5 times
hello-#xubuntu-devel hi-#xubuntu-devel <reply> Hello! Welcome to $chan! Please note that this channel is for Xubuntu developer coordination. For support questions, please use #xubuntu. Offtopic chatter in #xubuntu-offtopic. Added by knome
Date: 2013-12-11 23:47:19
Last edited by knome
Date: 2014-04-18 13:10:56
Requested 5 times
xterm-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> If with all the cute terminals that are around you're still using xterm, then you deserve any problem you're experiencing with it. Go away. Added by rww
Date: 2014-01-05 00:42:05
Requested 5 times
random-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply>9 Added by Flannel
Date: 2014-11-08 20:21:24
Last edited by Flannel
Date: 2014-11-08 20:23:33
Requested 5 times
dk-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> For at diskutere på dansk, bedes du venligst gå til #ubuntu-dk-snak. Denne kanal er kun engelsksproget. Added by LjL
Date: 2008-10-26 15:54:01
Last edited by LjL
Date: 2008-10-26 15:58:04
Requested 4 times
potd-#kubuntu-offtopic <reply> PoTD is Picture of The Day Added by stdin
Date: 2008-12-07 01:44:20
Last edited by stdin
Date: 2008-12-07 03:55:05
Requested 4 times
orgything-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply> Beg not the operators for a personal factoid, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Added by Flannel
Date: 2009-04-14 00:01:19
Last edited by Flannel
Date: 2009-04-14 00:04:19
Requested 4 times
soylent green-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Soylent green is people! Added by Flannel
Date: 2009-05-29 21:40:35
Requested 4 times
awesomeness-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Awesomeness is Ubuntu! Added by tsimpson
Date: 2011-03-03 21:46:47
Requested 4 times
banana-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply>Banana! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5sq0am3HdI Added by jussi
Date: 2011-10-21 19:11:00
Last edited by IdleOne
Date: 2012-10-14 19:48:51
Requested 4 times
support-#kubuntu-offtopic <reply> The official Kubuntu support channel is #kubuntu. Also see http://kubuntu.org/support and http://kubuntuforums.org and http://askubuntu.com Added by jussi
Date: 2013-08-15 12:52:52
Requested 4 times
chat-#xubuntu <reply> #xubuntu is the Xubuntu support channel, for all Xubuntu-related support questions. Please use #xubuntu-offtopic for other topics (though our !guidelines apply there too). Thanks! Added by knome
Date: 2013-10-21 20:40:20
Requested 4 times
clink-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> Past the lips, and over the gums... Look out stomach! Here it comes... Added by genii
Date: 2017-02-24 20:46:37
Requested 4 times
flare183-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply> shhhh you'll only encourage more comments and we have seen enough of them already. ;-) Added by Pici
Date: 2008-05-12 17:06:05
Last edited by nhandler
Date: 2010-06-18 21:34:10
Requested 3 times
boss-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> http://instantboss.org/ Added by IdleOne
Date: 2014-07-23 00:42:28
Requested 3 times
the fifth-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply> I plead the fifth! Added by genii
Date: 2014-08-15 20:29:56
Requested 3 times
membership-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply> Service guarantees citizenship! Added by rww
Date: 2016-02-07 03:59:02
Last edited by dax
Date: 2016-08-05 17:26:18
Requested 3 times
sandwich-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply>we only have fish tacos and grape soda Added by IdleOne
Date: 2017-03-30 18:51:29
Last edited by IdleOne
Date: 2017-03-30 18:57:40
Requested 3 times
elky-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted>a piece of router firmware written in COBOL Added by LjL
Date: 2009-03-27 15:11:13
Last edited by elky
Date: 2009-06-13 12:50:52
Requested 2 times
unity-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><alias> mac Added by Pici
Date: 2010-10-28 13:37:50
Last edited by dax
Date: 2019-05-08 17:32:05
Requested 2 times
peace-#ubuntu-offtopic <alias> rainbow-#ubuntu-offtopic Added by rww
Date: 2011-03-04 06:36:02
Requested 2 times
oppression-#ubuntu-offtopic <reply>Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Added by Flannel
Date: 2011-07-09 23:40:26
Requested 2 times
hack-#ubuntu-offtopic <deleted><reply> im in ur base hackin ur d00dz Added by Flannel
Date: 2014-03-30 23:38:15
Last edited by Flannel
Date: 2014-03-30 23:48:23
Requested 2 times

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